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“If I understand infants to any degree, I’m sure that most of them are, to some degree, ‘impulsive little acc-… miracles’.” 

Frieza gave his best attempts at a smile that wasn’t completely unkind. 

“I assume you’ll be wanting, ah… parental leave of some kind? To care for the child?”

    ❛ You needn’t sugarcoat it, my Lord. In past lives, there are mistakes I have made, after all. This one, more or less, had some thought behind him. ❜

    Perhaps it was insensitive in referral to himself, but rather truthful– but Ginyu seemed rather… Amused.

    ❛ Ah, that won’t be necessary, I believe, after all, I must be available at any time to be in service to you! I can still manage him on top of my missions with the Ginyu Force! ❜